50 Ways to Leave your Lover

Anyway, the movie opens up with a girl having super awesome sex with her “partner, lover, significant other” or whatever you guys call your fk boys these days. Ok, so it wasn’t super awesome sex because the scene opened after the fact, but it was suggested and you know me. I have imagination galore. After the super sex scene, she says “I’m leaving you and I’m taking my daughter.”

elvisI was siting at Walmart minding my own business and enjoying the free coffee and movie of the day.  No, Silly! I don’t work there.  Hmmm, “silly.”  Do you think that word is offensive?  I was dating this super hawtee, like I always do and I did say something like, “no silly…..”  Wow!!!! He was super offended.  You know what happens right after that, right?  Yeap, your brain can’t find the lobe that holds your internal Thesaurus and instead finds a way to correctly insert that word in every phrase, sentence, and curse events, etc.  Anyway, we broke up.  But enough of my psychological problems.  That’s not the topic of this post anyway, silly, me. :p

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Oops, I just looked up the definition of silly.  I hate to sound like Justin Beaver, but “is it too late to say sorry?”  Then may I try Adele with “Hello from the other side…. I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done?”  Yeap, still single.  Shocker, I know.

Anyway, the movie opens up with a girl having super awesome sex with her “partner, lover, significant other” or whatever you guys call your fk boys these days.  Ok, so it wasn’t super awesome sex because the scene opened after the fact, but it was suggested and you know me.  I have imagination galore.  After the super sex scene, she says “I’m leaving you and I’m taking my daughter.”  He zips up his pants, grabs his cherished object, a 4 inch folding knife and… Please don’t ask me how I know it was 4 inches.  So he grabs his 4″ knife with his right hand and slashes her throat- blood every where.

Folks, never tell a guy you are leaving him after sex.  What? The name of the movie?  Well, you know how I don’t advertise but if you want to know the name of the movie, you have to click on the following link.

50 Ways to Leave your Lover and this is not one of them.  “)

Salsa Pig by

S. Hunter

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Author: Aztk Prncss

Aztec Princess : The views and opinions are my own. A writer of life in general- no matter the topic/politics- yeap. This is the Social Personality of a girl who endured a devastating blow to her personal, and professional life brought on by individuals and or persons who by their actions manifested a personal storm of cataclysmic proportions which caused her to lose everything she worked for and almost claimed her life. The name Salsa Pig came from her love of Salsa Dancing, and her inability to lose the extra lbs due to the unbelievable Stress she endured. Whatever is going on in your life, stay strong, stay positive, and always remember: I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me- Philippians 4:13 Be Not Afraid: Isaiah 41:10 Share the love, and link: http://prosejurisprudencensgpractice.com All my love, Aztec Princess by Shiloh Hunter

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