I was siting at Walmart minding my own business and enjoying the free coffee and movie of the day. No, Silly! I don’t work there. Hmmm, “silly.” Do you think that word is offensive? I was dating this super hawtee, like I always do and I did say something like, “no silly…..” Wow!!!! He was super offended. You know what happens right after that, right? Yeap, your brain can’t find the lobe that holds your internal Thesaurus and instead finds a way to correctly insert that word in every phrase, sentence, and curse events, etc. Anyway, we broke up. But enough of my psychological problems. That’s not the topic of this post anyway, silly, me. :p
Oops, I just looked up the definition of silly. I hate to sound like Justin Beaver, but “is it too late to say sorry?” Then may I try Adele with “Hello from the other side…. I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done?” Yeap, still single. Shocker, I know.
Anyway, the movie opens up with a girl having super awesome sex with her “partner, lover, significant other” or whatever you guys call your fk boys these days. Ok, so it wasn’t super awesome sex because the scene opened after the fact, but it was suggested and you know me. I have imagination galore. After the super sex scene, she says “I’m leaving you and I’m taking my daughter.” He zips up his pants, grabs his cherished object, a 4 inch folding knife and… Please don’t ask me how I know it was 4 inches. So he grabs his 4″ knife with his right hand and slashes her throat- blood every where.
Folks, never tell a guy you are leaving him after sex. What? The name of the movie? Well, you know how I don’t advertise but if you want to know the name of the movie, you have to click on the following link.
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