I forgot my charger in the car, and was too tired to go get it. I looked at the phone, and it read back a 98% battery. I looked into the Heavens and proclaimed Victory. Aha! One for me down here on Earth. I took a hot shower, brushed my teeth, and moisturized my face, ears, neck and hands for they have just survived an unusual blizzard out of season. No, Hell no! Don’t you blame that on El Niño. Don’t you dare! I got into the hot covers, said a prayer or two and went to sleep with the biggest smile on my face to the 98% battery display on my phone. Only to wake up to?
No electricity! How the fuck did that happen? I went into survival mode only to realize that I can’t do much without electricity. I have no batteries, no candles, the garage door……won’t open, and my phone is at 4%. Is an Apocalypse, and I will not make it.
The electric company is pissed so I’m at the bottom of the list and “no can’t do. Pay ur bill on time next time!”
If this was the Walking Dead…..Me dead, already……
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