PUMPKIN PIE

I’m usually pretty discipline about staying away from sweets…..

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I’m a fat a$$- currently, but not for long, and that’s not the point.

I went to Costco and there they were, the pumpkin pies.

I’m usually under control with any pumpkin pie, except Costco’s.

I was under a spell that could only be broken once a decent size slice of Costco’s pumpkin pie fed my face.

Word to the wise, is large, delicious and less than 6 bucks.

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THOR! God Of Thunder

After spending 1 day at a boring healthcare class (oh, Crap! My CPR expires this month :/), and 2 days in bed with a scratchy throat and all the accompanying S&S of get your a$$ 2 bed illness, I had to go see him on the big screen.

They cut his hair! But dont worry because hair is not a muscle.

It’s a Marvel Production, of course is a kick a$$ movie?! Name a Marvel Production that hasn’t been- a kick ass movie?

What? You thought I had the flu? I got the flu shot btchs!

MUAHAHAHAHA, sinister laugh from the monster Paloza I missed out on.

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No Monster Palooza 4 Me :*(

They were huddling around the coffee like Dak Prescott right before he opened a new one to the Kansas City Chiefs (because we all know that’s coming). 

I showed up to work with monster face stickers and Sapphire Siren Lipstick. No one else was participating for Halloween. Remember that movie- Legally Blonde? The first one? Ah, Geeez, the one where she shows up to the costume party dressed up like a bunny and no one else was in a costume? That One. That was me. Awkard? Not for me. No sirrreee. I celebrate Halloween and Merry Christmas without awkwardness or giving a hoot about who’s with me. Everyone has heard about the Monster Palooza I was going to go and everyone knew that I was going to YABA DABA DO like Fred Flintstone at the end of the shift. Comes hell or high water, my a$$ was out of there and en route to the Monster Palooza.

Then the wind picked up after 2 and started to freeze all the bones- mine! All 206 bones, not just one. Then coughing and sneezing surrounded me for 12 hours. Then the soft whispers began to float like flurries, “is beginning to snow in_____. Shhhh, don’t tell her,” they said. They were huddling around the coffee like Dak Prescott right before he opened a new one to the Kansas City Chiefs (because we all know that’s coming). Who? Rayne Dakota Prescott! The best quarterback on this planet. That’s who! By Yaba Daba Do time, I was having a scratchy throat, post nasal drainage, low grade temp, no costume, and !@#$%^&* snow!

I told everyone, I’m going straight to bed. “Yeah, right, there is no way, you are going to bed when there’s a monster Palooza in the mountains somewhere.” What mountains? They didn’t believe me, and I’m sicker than a dog.

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA (sinister laugh)

Yay, Halloween is here, despite the Santa Clauses near the cash registers. I forgot my costume, and I can’t find my Midnight Blue lipstick.

I found some stickers for my face and my Saphire Siren lipstick from Maybelline. It is what it is.

I must make a Monster gathering tonight before midnight and I just don’t think I have time to go get my costume……….

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