THOR! God Of Thunder

After spending 1 day at a boring healthcare class (oh, Crap! My CPR expires this month :/), and 2 days in bed with a scratchy throat and all the accompanying S&S of get your a$$ 2 bed illness, I had to go see him on the big screen.

They cut his hair! But dont worry because hair is not a muscle.

It’s a Marvel Production, of course is a kick a$$ movie?! Name a Marvel Production that hasn’t been- a kick ass movie?

What? You thought I had the flu? I got the flu shot btchs!

MUAHAHAHAHA, sinister laugh from the monster Paloza I missed out on.

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No Monster Palooza 4 Me :*(

They were huddling around the coffee like Dak Prescott right before he opened a new one to the Kansas City Chiefs (because we all know that’s coming). 

I showed up to work with monster face stickers and Sapphire Siren Lipstick. No one else was participating for Halloween. Remember that movie- Legally Blonde? The first one? Ah, Geeez, the one where she shows up to the costume party dressed up like a bunny and no one else was in a costume? That One. That was me. Awkard? Not for me. No sirrreee. I celebrate Halloween and Merry Christmas without awkwardness or giving a hoot about who’s with me. Everyone has heard about the Monster Palooza I was going to go and everyone knew that I was going to YABA DABA DO like Fred Flintstone at the end of the shift. Comes hell or high water, my a$$ was out of there and en route to the Monster Palooza.

Then the wind picked up after 2 and started to freeze all the bones- mine! All 206 bones, not just one. Then coughing and sneezing surrounded me for 12 hours. Then the soft whispers began to float like flurries, “is beginning to snow in_____. Shhhh, don’t tell her,” they said. They were huddling around the coffee like Dak Prescott right before he opened a new one to the Kansas City Chiefs (because we all know that’s coming). Who? Rayne Dakota Prescott! The best quarterback on this planet. That’s who! By Yaba Daba Do time, I was having a scratchy throat, post nasal drainage, low grade temp, no costume, and !@#$%^&* snow!

I told everyone, I’m going straight to bed. “Yeah, right, there is no way, you are going to bed when there’s a monster Palooza in the mountains somewhere.” What mountains? They didn’t believe me, and I’m sicker than a dog.

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You Want To Catch The Flu? Or You Want The Flu Shot?

Is it the Flu or the cold?  Who cares?  Oh, You do? Ok, if  you feel like you are going to die and start to write your will on any piece of paper that does not have lines like a napkin, Gurlllllllllll, you have the flu!

That’s how I’m rolling these days.  The CDC Recommendations on the timing of the flu vaccine are to offer the vaccine and or vaccinate as many people as possible by the end of October. The Site was so boring to read that by the time I finished reading it, I felt like I had it- the flu.

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However, I did managed to learn a thing or five:

  1. One of the groups that the vaccine is offered to, are those with a BMI greater than 40,
  2. Flu Season is from October to May ( but you can get sick out of season as well).  Oh, my!!
  3. “Babies less than 6 months are too young to receive the flu vaccine so if you are taking care of one, you should be vaccinated,” CDC,
  4. Exposure of the Flu causing organism to developing symptoms is 1-4 days,
  5. If you are thinking about getting pregnant get vaccinated so that your baby gets immune during the early months that s/he cannot get vaccinated.
Boudoir at Costco?
I found this at Costco, if you have it, let me know if you like it or how you are using it…. I kinda have to have it…..

Is it the Flu or the cold?  Who cares?  Oh, You do? Ok, if  you feel like you are going to die and start to write your will on any piece of paper that does not have lines like a napkin, Gurlllllllllll, you have the flu! Or if you are one of those triple A batteries (personalities), then have your doctor order the lab test to be sure, but don’t wait on results and start treatment.

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I just know that people are going to ask weird shit about the flu. I just know it.

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